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From: Dr Garo Morilles
Date: 6/17/99
Time: 2:37:05 PM
Remote Name: 193.189.217.58
Just ask any dwarf (Kerry never eats any of them) about the best way to reach the climax, during blessed siesta hours with miss Whitesnow or her mates: have a mushroom. Boy, that dwarf (not Kerry) will tell you all about the afghan wheelbarrow! Also, as Prof Sigmund mentionned it so many times in Vienna: a mushroom a day keeps the doctor away. Good for your libido, fairy sex, etc. Dioxine free, mushrooms can be given to grown up pilots and stewardess now and then. Zen is better. As far as your mother-in-law is concerned, carefully choose the red ones, with little white spots on and ad the magic words: "close your eyes and open.....). Well folks, have a good try and let me know how peacefull you are, right after. My mushroom team and I will finish stating, in French, the great arabic and sclerotic expert Ibn Zobhii Darelbeïda Ouahad (late XVI): "Les amours sont comme les champignons. On ne sait pas s'ils appartiennent à la bonne ou la mauvaise espèce que lorsqu'il est trop tard." This said, take good care of your sparking plugs. Hugh. Garo Morilles